24 Times Anxious People Were Funny As Hell

 

“Maybe if I fall in love with my anxiety it will leave me too.”

1.

god: i have made Mankind
angels: you fucked up a perfectly good monkey is what you did. look at it. it’s got anxiety

2.

Me: It’s gonna be a good day.

Anxiety: It’s like you don’t even care about what happened in third grade anymore.

4.

My grandfather fought in 2 wars & I just had to audibly practice what I was gonna say to the lady at the drive thru bc of my social anxiety.

5.

BRAIN: hey whachya doin
ME: nothing just relaxing
BRAIN: would u like to think about all of ur failures
ME: what no
BRAIN: and away we go

7.

when you tell ppl you have anxiety and can’t do something & they tell u to just be positive and not think about it

9.

me: *lights one candle*
me: my depression is cureD *eye twitches* anxietY whom? *hyperventilates* just positive vibes bro*winks w both eyes*

10.

brain: here’s a good memory with someone who ended up really hurting you
me: why did you bring me this
brain: just because

11.

*mechanic wipes his hands on a rag*
Well, there’s your trouble
*points to a lifetime of crippling depression and anxiety*

12.

anxiety be like:

me: what a nice car ride

brain: yes but what if u stay single forever & never have kids

me:

13.

im VERY laid back. i only care about 2 things:

every person on earth & their opinion of me
the crushing psychological weight of being alive

14.

my anxiety: something is wrong
me: what is?
my anxiety: something
me: can you give me a general idea
my anxiety: s o m e t h i n g

15.

Social anxiety means that sometimes I throw parties and worry that people will show up.

19.

second base is having an anxiety attack in front of your boyfriend for the first time

21.

You know when you have friends and then your anxiety is like ARE THEY YOUR FRIENDS THO

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